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A fireman is polishing his fire engine outside the fire station
when he notices a little girl next door in a little red cart with
little ladders hung on the side and garden hose tightly coiled in
the middle.
The little girl is wearing a fireman's helmet and has the cart tied
to a Dog and a cat. The fire fighter walks over to take a closer look, 'that's a lovelyFire engine,' he says admiringly. 'Thanks, says the little girl.
The fireman looks closer and notices the little girl has tied one of
the cart's strings to the dog's collar and one to the cat's testicles.
'Little colleague,' says the fire fighter, 'I don't want to tell
you how to run your fire engine, but if you were to tie that rope
around the cat's collar, I think you could probably go a lot
faster.'
The little girl pauses for a moment, looks at the wagon, at the dog and at the cat, then shyly looks into the fireman's eyes and
says.........
"You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a f**king siren,
Would I?"
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'YOU CAN BE THE MAN OF YOUR HOUSE"
He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife.
Pointing a finger in her face, he said sternly, "From now on, YOU need to know that I AM the MAN of this house, and my word is law!
You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert afterward.
Then, after dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me, and we will have the sex that I want. After that, you are going to draw me my bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then you will massage my feet and hands. Then after that's done, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"
His wife replied, "The fucking funeral director would be my guess."