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How to Stack Tyres

ROFLMAO - I mean your ability to link the f'n story!

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  • Both my sides split.
  • What the hell?
  • OK guys - I put the image in but there is a size limit of 1MB - so it failed to appear (as the file size is 2.1MB). Ill try and download it off an online server later!

    R.J. Please delete this topic if you can?,... and I'lll try again.

    In the meantime here a joke//////////////

    A virile, middle aged Italian gentleman named Guido was relaxing at his favorite bar in Rome when he managed to attract a spectacular young blonde woman. Things progressed to the point where he invites her back to his apartment and, after some small talk, they retired to his bedroom where he rattles her senseless.

    After a pleasant interlude he asked with a smile, "So, you finish?"

    She paused for a second, frowned, and replied, "No."

    Surprised, Guido reached for her and the rattling resumed. This time she thrashed about wildly and there were screams of passion. The sex finally ends and, again, Guido smiles and asks, "You finish?"

    Again, after a short pause, she returns his smile, cuddles closer to him and softly says, "No."

    Stunned, but damned if he was going to leave this woman unsatisfied, Guido reaches for the woman yet again. Using the last of his strength, he barely manages it, but they end together screaming, bucking, clawing and ripping the bed sheets. Exhausted, Guido falls onto his back, gasping.

    Barely able to turn his head, he looks into her eyes, smiles proudly and asked again, "You finish?"

    Barely able to speak, the beautiful blond whispers in his ear, "No, I Norwegian."

    [Edited on 6-2-2007 by PistonBroke]
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