DIPLOMACY

Neil_s

Sorry MCSF and co. but I couldn't resist posting this:


These days international diplomacy seems to be all about weapon inspections, hidden triggers, and serious consequences. But there is a funny side to international diplomacy. Don't believe it? Just take a listen to Dubya and Condi hashing out the intricacies of foreign policy in the Oval Office.

HU'S ON FIRST

(We take you now to the Oval Office.)

George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: That's what I want to know.
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes.
George: I mean the fellow's name.
Condi: Hu.
George: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The new leader of China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The Chinaman!
Condi: Hu is leading China.
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That's the man's name.
George: That's who's name?
Condi: Yes.
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Condi: That's correct.
George: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Condi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
George: No.
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: And call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
George: Will you stay out of China?!
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi.
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
(Condi picks up the phone.)
Condi: Rice, here.
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls,too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?

manlio27

I had seen it already Neil.
And I think it reflects quite corretly the level of the conversation in that office:hehe::hehe:

Clown

:hehe:

salvo

I didnt't get who's leading in China, actyally:hehe::hehe::hehe:

MCSF

Neil - I think we all leardned a valuable lesson over the past year or so. Dst and I had huge dustups - Murph jumped in as did Dr Spin and Facty and tempers flared. I think we just need to take it easy - this example is a fun way to do it as I even got a laugh out of it.

However, when you see my evil twin equigley come out the gloves are coming off!

Lease

But you have to be born to the English language, understand the insularity of Americans, and enjoy a greater love of candour than the English to really enjoy tht bit.

Delicious!

viges

There you go again ...

MCSF

...speaking jibberish.

oznomad

Lease is JEWISH??????????????????????

Neil, ROFLMFAO................ :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: