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Two nations you'd like to see go at each other.


No U.N. interference.
No alliances interfearing.
No nuclear attacks.
No terrorism.

Straight nation on nation action. Wait, wouldn't that make it homo? Eh, never mind.

So, two nations you'd like to see go all out in war? For laughs? For revenge? For that sick little man in your shoulder going "Kill them! Kill them all! MWAHAHAHAHAH!!!!11"

I'll start it off:

Australia vs New Zealand. Would be closer than you think except the fact that the Kiwis have a few Hercules transports and the odd old Huey masquerading as an airforce. :hehe:

Germany vs France. Germany deserves to grind those damn people in the ground without interference for once.







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  • Mate, are you on drugs? or is the heat up north getting to you?
  • Italy or France of Germany vs. Switzerland: Swiss have been living for centuries washing other countries' dirty money. I would like to see them on the ground.

    Iraq vs. Kuwait: imagine what a laugh if, after the coalition leaves, the new democratically elected Iraqi govt. reinvades Kuwait....

    China vs. Usa: who knows if it will not really happen at some point!
  • manlio; great comment on Kuwait.

    Germany v France; damn right, we've bailed them out twice too often. Look at the thanks we get.

    While we're at it:

    Belgium v Holland. Smug fockers.

    Iran v Iraq. Good old days.

    SAfrica v Zimbabwe. Please.

    Serbia v The Neighbours. Has this been done?

    [Edited on 5/4/2005 by viges]
  • Yes, it's time to invade Switzerland and san marino :hehe::hehe:

  • Germany v France; damn right, we've bailed them out twice too often. Look at the thanks we get.
    "Today Germany invaded France for the third time in less then a hundred years, Paris has already fallen and the world continues to cheer on Germany"
  • USA v China - The big one
    New Zealand South Island v New Zealand North Island :hehe:

  • MALTA VS LAMPEDUSA!!!!!!:D:D:D:D

  • USA v China - The big one
    As the rule states that you can't use nuclear weapons, I think that US vs China would suck and would end in a stalemate.

    Think about it. China would get decimated on the water and the US would get decimated on land. The Chinese can throw 10 guys at each and every US soldier, whilst the Chinese ships would be sunk before they even got to Taiwan.
  • MALTA VS LAMPEDUSA!!!!!!
    :hehe:
  • [quote]USA v China - The big one
    As the rule states that you can't use nuclear weapons, I think that US vs China would suck and would end in a stalemate.

    Think about it. China would get decimated on the water and the US would get decimated on land. The Chinese can throw 10 guys at each and every US soldier, whilst the Chinese ships would be sunk before they even got to Taiwan. [/quote]Ok then.
    French Canada v English Canada :hehe:
  • The Tyrol vs Vienna and the rest of Eastern Austria

    IMPERIALISTS!!!!!:spank::spank::spank::spank::spank:
  • The Netherlands v Austria :hehe:
  • The Netherlands v Austria :hehe:
    Great idea!
    :D
  • Queensland v's NSW

    Bring it on Clown :cool:
  • Minadifest 05 crew Vs rest of the Forzaminardi board
  • :ClownMovesToVictoria:

    Its all yours :P
  • Vatican vs Hollywood
  • P1 - U.N. Interference? What - it could be a great sideshow. The U.N. mercenaries in their crappy blue helmets would be just great fun to watch. No doubt they would not play a part in the action - well unless that action includes scams, prostitution rings, child porn operations ....

    As far as China vs US - it really only is a matter of time.
  • Where will it be fought in your opinion, quig? Taiwan Straight? Missiles and carriers?

    How would one side beat the other without resorting to the Bomb? You couldn't invade China and win, and they probably couldn't invade the US and win.

    Hell, as I noted above, they couldn't even get 20 miles from their coast without having their fleet sunk if the US got serious and deployed 2 or 3 carrier groups.

    [Edited on 5/4/2005 by MinardiP1]
  • First it will - and is - being fought with the dollar. Currently they are winning.

    As fara as actual combat it prob would be over Taiwan - possibly Korea. Not really sure.

    However, the Chinamen are going hammer and tong on building up a strong navy. Over time the sheer numbers of ships they deploy will be difficult to track let alone handle.

    What about my suggestion to let the U.N. play - just for the comic relief?
  • The UN would just put Kofi Annan in front of a camera to have him say something like 'I think both sides should find a diplomatic solution'. :rolleyes:

    Are the Chinese building carriers quig? btw,m what do you guys do with your old carriers like the Kitty Hawk when they get retired? The Brits sell theirs, but i've never seen the US do that.
  • The UN would just put Kofi Annan in front of a camera to have him say something like 'I think both sides should find a diplomatic solution'. :rolleyes:

    Are the Chinese building carriers quig? btw,m what do you guys do with your old carriers like the Kitty Hawk when they get retired? The Brits sell theirs, but i've never seen the US do that.

    As far as I know the U.S. either makes them into museums or use them for target practice, which they then turn into a coral reef.
  • I'd have to check Janes re carriers but to the best of my knowledge the answer is yes - but I don't think they are catapult style. Our carriers - mothball fleet.

    I think that Koffi would say all that diplomatic crap BUT if he were to send some troops in they could act as the Keystone Cops.

    What was the latest one - Jordainian troops in Timor are having external genitalia issues - higher than the norm. Reason - they are getting it on with goats. No shit.

    Now I don't want any crap about the source - it is not some right wing wacko rag in this country - as a matter of fact it is from yours.

    This is what I mean by UN providing comic relief to two nations beating the crap out of each other in our maock war.

    http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,5744,12655192%5E2703,00.html
  • F*ck! That was a good read - good on the aussie for saying something. :o
  • Pitcairn Islands vs. British Indian Ocean Territory.
  • Easter Island vs. Atlantis
  • Italy Vs Berlusconi (it already started, tha dwarf lost the regional elections yesterday, 11 regions to centreleft and only 2 to Silvio, gang:hehe::hehe::hehe: Pope's miracle?)
  • "How would one side beat the other without resorting to the Bomb?"

    Quig has probably a better grip ont his than I, but I would suggest without resorting to the bomb, the Yanks would win it with Airpower.

    Lease would probably be the best to advise on this.
  • The Chinese would just send up a barrage of SAMs - I can't see the yanks being able to defeat 1.2 billion people and the industrial megaplex they could mobilize.

  • Depends on the quality of the SAM's guidance systems. The Yanks build pretty good ECM systems, and I believe they've been working on an EMP weapons system.
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