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he might just get a little pissed-off with the Jesus club followers.
Always loved that line in the sketch where Rowan Atkinson is playing the devil and organising the new arrivals. "Christians? Where are the Christians? Ah.....there you are. Well I'm afraid the Jews were right after all..................
[Hell, waiting area. Many souls are there, wondering where they are, and why.] Speaker: Hello, newcomers, and welcome. Can everybody hear me? [taps the mic a few times] Hello? Can everybuh-? Okay. [the crowd quiets down] Uh, I'm the hell director. Uh, it looks like we have about 8,615 of you newbies today, and for those of you who are a little confused, uh, you are dead, and this is hell, so, abandon all hope and uh yada yada yada. Uh, we are now going to start the orientation process, which will last about- Man 4: Hey, wait a minute, I shouldn't be here. I wa a totally strict and devout Protestant! I thought we went to heaven! Hell Director: Yes, well I'm afraid you were wrong. Soldier: I was a practicing Jehovah's Witness. Hell director: Uh, you picked the wrong religion as well. Man 5: Well, who was right? Who gets into heaven? Hell Director: I'm afraid it was the Mormons. Yes, the Mormons were the correct answer. Crowd: [disappointed] Awww.
Mary is known as a prostitute