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Acronymious Behavior

This is the most complete list of this sort I've seen yet!



ALFA
Always Looking For Another
Another Lemon From Antonio

AUDI
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence

BMW
Broke My Wallet
Break My Windows
Big Money Waste
Brings Me Women
Bought My Wife
Bring Many Wrenches

BUICK
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer

CADILLAC
Contains Another Dead Italian Lying Lifeless Amongst Cargo

CHEVROLET
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
Cracked Head Every Valve Rattles Oil Leaks Every Time
Cheap Hardly Efficient Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques

DODGE
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere

FERRARI
Frigging Expensive Recurring Repairs Aren't Really Important

FIAT
Fix It Again Tomorrow
Failed Italian Automotive Technology
Failure Is A Tradition

FORD
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
Foundation Of Retarded Designers
Found On the Road ... Dead

GEO
Good Engineering Overlooked

GM
General Maintenance
Garbage Makers
General Mistake
Generally Miserable

GMC
Gotta Mechanic Coming?
Generally Mediocre Cars

HONDA
Had One Never Did Again
Hang On, Not Done Accelerating

HYUNDAI
Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable AND Inexpensive...

IROC
I Reek Of Cologne

JEEP
Junk Engineering Executed Poorly
Just Empty Every Pocket

LAMBORGHINI
Look At My Bitchin' Outrageous Ride Going How I Never Imagined

MAZDA
Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along

MG
Money Guzzler

MINIVAN
Manhood Is Not Intact Vasectomized And Neutered

MOPAR
Mostly Old Parts And Rust

OLDSMOBILE
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover
Equipment

PONTIAC
Poor Old Nitwit Thinks Its A Cadillac

PORSCHE
Proves Only Rich Suckers Can Have Everything

ROVER
Runs On Very Expensive Repairs

SAAB
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown

SATURN
Shitty Automobile That Usually Runs Noisily

SMART
Slow Moving And Really Tiny

TOYOTA
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto

VOLVO
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
Vehicle Of Low Velocity Owner

VTEC
Vanishing Torque in the Engine Compartment

VW
Virtually Worthless

Comments

  • Very good...........how about SEAT?

    Oh and FORD........Fix or repair daily!
  • It was always Fix or Replace Daily

    Plus, what about the old standard "Fix it Again Tony" ?
  • FORD - First On Race Day.

    BMW - Bavarian Money Waster.

    HOLDEN - Homolgated Oil Leaking Device Engineered by Novices.
  • Never heard that Holden one before.

    Kinda reminds me of the Statesman ad that says "Holens finest engineering", yeah like the Nissan engine in the VL, the Buick engine in the VN-VU, and the Chev engine in the VT-VU :P
  • We need to think up one for Minardi.
  • Money

    Is

    Not

    Available........

    Remove

    Downunder

    Incumbent
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