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Re. Clown's thread title

Minardus
in ForzaMinardi.com Forum -- The Pub
No spikka Inlish:
bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in
> >an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them
> >at
first,
> >but her attention is galvanized by the following:
> >"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come
> >once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and
> >pee twice. Then I come one lasta time." "You foul-mouthed sex
> >obsessed swine," retorted the lady indignantly.
"In
> >this Country, we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex
> >lives...... " "Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin'
> >abouta sexa? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella
> >'Mississippi'."

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  • salvo
    One day ima gonna London to bigga hotel. Ina morning I go down to eat a breakfast. I tella waitress, I wanna two pissis toas. She brings me only one pissis. I tella her I want two pissis. She say go to the toilet. I say you no understand. I wanna two piss ona my plate, she say you better not piss onna plate, you sonna ma bitch! I don’t even know the lady and she call me sonna ma bitch

    Later I go to eat at the bigga restaurant. The waitress brings me a spoon and knife but no fock I tella her, I wanna fock. She tell me everyone wanna fock. I tella her you no understand. I wanna fock on the table. She say you better not fock on the table, you sonna ma bitch! I don’t even know the lady and she call me sonna ma bitch!

    So I go back to my room inna hotel and there are no shits onna my bed. I call the managerand tella him, I wanna shit. He tella me to go to toilet. I say you no understand, I wanna shit on my bed He say you better not shit onna bed, you sonna ma bitch. I don’t even know the man andd she call me sonna ma bitch.

    I go to the checkout an d the man at the desk say peace on you. I say piss on you too[10], you sonna ma bitch, I gonna go back to Italy.

  • Clown
    :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe:
  • oznomad
    ROFLMAO Brilliant Salvo, bloody brilliant. :hehe::hehe:
  • Biker
    :D :D:D:D HAHAHAHA
  • forzaminardi
    Polish president Kwasniewski is about to pay a visit to his colleague Tony Blair in the UK and thinks it would be a good idea to improve his English in order to be able to have a fluent conversation.

    He rings up an English teacher and says

    "Two weeks, ee go tu Inglaand. Ee wansa tu polish mai inglish"

    to which the teacher replies.

    "Don't worry, I think your English is Polish enough."
  • Biker
    That reminds me of a commercial where, before they start eating, a salesman says to his guests:

    Ah, when you're from Hungary, then you must be hungary people..........
  • yokosuna
    ROFLMAO Brilliant Salvo, bloody brilliant. :hehe::hehe:
    Amen, and Minardus' is really good as well
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