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This is the most complete list of this sort I've seen yet!
Always Looking For Another
Another Lemon From Antonio
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
Broke My Wallet
Break My Windows
Big Money Waste
Brings Me Women
Bought My Wife
Bring Many Wrenches
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
Contains Another Dead Italian Lying Lifeless Amongst Cargo
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
Cracked Head Every Valve Rattles Oil Leaks Every Time
Cheap Hardly Efficient Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
Frigging Expensive Recurring Repairs Aren't Really Important
Fix It Again Tomorrow
Failed Italian Automotive Technology
Failure Is A Tradition
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
Foundation Of Retarded Designers
Found On the Road ... Dead
Good Engineering Overlooked
Gotta Mechanic Coming?
Generally Mediocre Cars
Had One Never Did Again
Hang On, Not Done Accelerating
Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable AND Inexpensive...
I Reek Of Cologne
Junk Engineering Executed Poorly
Just Empty Every Pocket
Look At My Bitchin' Outrageous Ride Going How I Never Imagined
Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
Manhood Is Not Intact Vasectomized And Neutered
Mostly Old Parts And Rust
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover
Poor Old Nitwit Thinks Its A Cadillac
Proves Only Rich Suckers Can Have Everything
Runs On Very Expensive Repairs
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
Shitty Automobile That Usually Runs Noisily
Slow Moving And Really Tiny
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
Vehicle Of Low Velocity Owner
Vanishing Torque in the Engine Compartment
Oh and FORD........Fix or repair daily!
Plus, what about the old standard "Fix it Again Tony" ?
BMW - Bavarian Money Waster.
HOLDEN - Homolgated Oil Leaking Device Engineered by Novices.
Kinda reminds me of the Statesman ad that says "Holens finest engineering", yeah like the Nissan engine in the VL, the Buick engine in the VN-VU, and the Chev engine in the VT-VU :P